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I thought this might be a fun topic......
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~Jamie

~Jamie
The term "girly parts" is even better than the story! I gotta remember that. :lol: :lol: :lol:Nancy Jocoy said:Probably the first time I took one of my dogs, Toby, camping.
At 3am the urge to pee hits and I go outside the tent and he follows me.
Midstream I feel this cold thing up between my legs - yep - put his cold nose on my girly parts and I stood up in a flash. It was NOT a pretty sight nor was I a "happy camper" -
So you're saying it took 35+ years............. LOL!Bob Scott said:Well, dog related in the sense that it involved a bark collar. I got my first one back in the late 60s, pretty much when they first came out. At that time they weren't much more then bark and burn, No control settings, just ZAAAAP!
Anyhow, my wife was standing across the kitchen table from me, looking at the collar. She asked me how it worked. I told her.Who woulda thunk she would put her thumbs on the contacts and go WOOF!
I guess she got locked on that thing cause she didn't let go and kept howling and jumping around the kitchen like a barefoot kid on a hot blacktop road.
By this time I was laughing so hard I was crying, but my normally, sweet, loving wife didn't quite see the humor in the same light I did.
That bark collar came buzzing at my head at warp speed. Being in my early 20s at the time, I still had pretty quick reflexes, and ducked just in time to watch it sail through a closed window behind me.![]()
Needless to say, my recient purchase of a nice Dogtra e-collar needed LOTS of explinations and honey-do promises.![]()
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Wow!Jenni Williams said:Remember this was college, everyone. Keep in mind the level of mental maturity possessed by male humans at this age. I guess Widge got a little nervous, and jumped up on my lap and kept climbing up until he found a comfy...er..shelf...to sit on.