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In an attempt to lighten the mood a bit, I thought you all might enjoy a giggle or two...



Purina Diet

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?).

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and Ivs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

:^o *snicker*
 

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Now that right there is funny, I don't care who ya are. (with apologies to the Cable Guy).

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Don't you just love stooopid questions like that?

But guys, you better watch out, spend too much time on that diet and you'll end up here —
 

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Now that finally explains these wierd urges I've been having. I REALLY need to quit spitting treats for rewards. I think I've swallowed to many of them. :eek: :lol:
 
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