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THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich. (my apologies to the censors.)

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital dying of nothing

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
I couldnt agree more!

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6 is actually my favorite as well. 10 is a good one and would be funny if it weren't so darn true.

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David Frost said:
6 is actually my favorite as well.
10 is a good one and would be funny if it weren't so darn true.
DFrost
I am 100% with you on this one.
All the others are pretty good too. Interesting to se which one Woody prefers. :wink: Maybe he can do a scientific search on #10 and give us an educated answer :roll:

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