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Oh I just had to share this one :lol:

How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.
 

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And them wimmens got no sense of humor about the whole thing.

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You can substitute the Fat Albert "HEY, HEY, HEY" for the woo-woo sound! :D :D :D :wink:
 

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That was pretty funny. I think whats so funny, is that it is so true! :)
 

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Mike, that was funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
Why do the truths in life make us laugh so much? Do you get told off all the time too?

Robert
 

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Beth Fuqua said:
LOL, and how true it is.
Eh, I've refrained from comment here, but it's inaccurate. Have a "How To Shower Like a Woman Who's Been Married for 5+ Years" would be remarkably different. Closer to the "Man" version posted above.

JMHO!
 

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Wait a second! Us Latin men aren't like that at all! We're organized, clean, well-mannered...and we treat girls very well. If you don't believe me, ask me...

...also...everytime I do this:
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
I know I'll be late for my next appointment.

Mind you, Latin girls have a lot to do with this...they are funny, feisty, intelligent, impeccable, exquisite, sweet-smelling gifts to mankind...specially my wife. :) (She's reading as I type...)

:^o ...and the girl said to Pinnocchio, "Lie to me more!!!!"
As you know, Pinnocchio was latin (Italian). :wink:
 

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I barely made it out of that country without a wife because of the "late for next appointment" type mentality.

Puts American girls to shame. They want something for it. Gets old, especially when they are not very good at it, but have been convinced by desperate men how good it is to try and encourage more.

My biggest problem was I wanted several. Thank God for good team leaders or I might have pulled that off.



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