[Mike Armstrong]

Hi, I'm Nettie, as in \"inter-Nettie\" cuz my owners found me thru the internet. They rescued me from the West L. A. German Shepherd rescue group. Whew, saved from a life living with some yuppie West L. A. family! I like San Diego a lot better. I can't remember what my past was like, and my owners don't know either. Not even sure how old I am, maybe 2?

I'm the 3rd GSD for my owners. Their last one was rescued like me. I guess their first one was pretty cool, a Schutzhund-trained one from Germany. I don't know Schutzhund from Shinola and probably never will! I'm happy just to chase the bees, a few bunnies and the birds around the yard and go for long walks, especially down at the beach. I get to meet a lot of new friends down there. Oh, and I like to come in the house and watch \"24\" and Cesar's show, although that last one is giving my owners ideas. I guess I'll have to learn a little obedience just to stay out of trouble.

My owner is a retard, or is it \"retired?\" and he's into woodworking, so I have to learn to steal the scrap wood rather than the finished products. Made that mistake once! Damn splinters aren't tasty anyway.

Aah, this is the good life! 8)

Check me out - I've got my own web page: www.woodencreations.us/Nettie.htm

BTW, my owner, Mike, had to type this for me. :wink:

 

[Julia Tompson]

Wow... dogs are getting awfully smart these days... I bet she'll master html in no time. If she needs any pointers she can email my drama queen ~ Marsha.

Very pretty too.

 

[Guest]

Mike, it sounds like Nettie would get along with Widget, my talkative one. You write well for a retarded person! :lol: My uncle used to make the same retired/retarded joke because he said that's how everyone treated you once you don't go to work everyday. Anyhow, welcome; it's good to see another nut whose dog talks. :lol:

 

[Connie Sutherland]

Hi, I'm Nettie, as in \"inter-Nettie\" cuz my owners found me thru the internet. .....Oh, and I like to come in the house and watch \"24\" and Cesar's show, although that last one is giving my owners ideas. I guess I'll have to learn a little obedience just to stay out of trouble. ....Check me out - I've got my own web page: www.woodencreations.us/Nettie.htm
BTW, my owner, Mike, had to type this for me. :wink:

Yay, Mike! Great to \"see\" you here!

I gotta say that many of the people whose posts I always watched for on other forums are here..........VERY COOL!

 

[Alicia Mertz]

Hey, Mike, what a coincidence - Jaeger writes notes, too! :lol: Although his spelling is not nearly as good as yours. :wink: His first ever note was to our neighbors after he decimated their potted plants. Have I mentioned that he has an intense hatred for them? Anyway, I digress... The note was something like this:

\"Deer Nayboors,
Ah am sowy zat ah ate-ed yowr pwantz. My mommyz mate me whyte dis nowt tew tewl yew ah am badd. Ahn heer is a new won.
-- Yaygrr\"

Judging from the grammar and spelling, I'm going to say that your Nettie is FAR more intelligent than Jaeger. :lol:

Pretty girl, by the way. Welcome to the forum!

 

[Mike Armstrong]

She cheats and uses a spellchecker :|

 

[Guest]

At least they don't use horrendous language like Widget :roll: :roll: . Absolutely appalling.