Guarding the Golf Clubs
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Hah, that's awesome. How the heck did they let Malik on the course? Did you tell them that the dog was just a club cover for a huge new Bertha you're trying out? :lol:
Al told them Malik was a seeing eye dog.
The're still scratching their heads trying to figure that one.
Subject: The seeing eye dogs.........
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>> Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the
>> other, a Chihuahua.
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>> As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman Said to her
>> friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
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>> The lady with the Chihuahuasaid, "We can't go in there.
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>> We've got dogs with us."
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>> The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
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>> They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put On a pair
>> of
>> dark glasses and started to walk in.
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>> The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
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>> The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand.
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>> This is my seeing-eye dog."
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>> The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
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>> The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
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>> The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
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>> The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua
>> was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, What the
>> heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
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>> Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
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>> The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
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>> The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
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>> The woman with the Chihuahuasaid, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
>> f.........g Chihuahua?!
The're still scratching their heads trying to figure that one.
Subject: The seeing eye dogs.........
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>> Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the
>> other, a Chihuahua.
>>
>> As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman Said to her
>> friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
>>
>> The lady with the Chihuahuasaid, "We can't go in there.
>>
>> We've got dogs with us."
>>
>> The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
>>
>> They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put On a pair
>> of
>> dark glasses and started to walk in.
>>
>> The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
>>
>> The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand.
>>
>>
>> This is my seeing-eye dog."
>>
>> The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
>>
>>
>> The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
>>
>> The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
>>
>> The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua
>> was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, What the
>> heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
>>
>> Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
>>
>> The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
>>
>> The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
>>
>> The woman with the Chihuahuasaid, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
>> f.........g Chihuahua?!
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As long as the bill is paid i guess nobody cares. Marek is a very clear dog that i can take anywhere, anytime and no one would ever guess what he's trained for, a very cool dog! And Woody, hope you don't mind if i use that line if anyone ever questions me, LOL. I always figured i say something with a straight face like, " that's not my dog" :lol: :lol:
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Nah, go with the club cover story and tell them to go try and stick a driver in him. Make popcorn first so you can enjoy the show.Al Curbow said:
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Great picture. Bob GRRRRRRRRt joke.
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Great picture Al! I take it you and Marek have bonded?! :lol:
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Oooh oooh post the photos of Angry Muppet too! :lol: :lol:
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