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Woody Taylor said:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html

The legal brief is very, very funny. First time I've seen a filing that included a quotation from the movie "The Princess Bride."
I like "alleged venison lover."
 

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The lawyer says in his brief something to the affect of; if reasonable people can argue about the meaning. Folks this is a lawyer, saying he's reasonable about having sex with a dead or a live deer makes a difference. Shakespere was right ya know. Brings me to my favorite lawyer joke;

What do you call sky diving lawyers?


A. Skeet.

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i happen to love lawyer jokes, even though i have an aunt and a sister who're attorneys, and an uncle who's federal judge (and a daughter who's considering the profession).

it's interesting to see how their minds work!
 

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"Lawyers do it in front of a jury of their peers."
 

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So, do all of you expect him to run down a live deer? :lol: :lol: :lol:

How can you tell the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are no skid marks in front of the lawyer!
 
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